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My first bike accident: The hands of Fate

Before i start off, let me tell you one thing... i do strongly believe in fate! And if you don't, then i kindly request you to move you mouse to the top-right corner of your screen and do a left-click. Do it now...

"Hmmm... So..now tat u are a believer of fate!!...Well... there is nothing to be fraid off... buddy!!... One the other hand.. Fate is the most faithful, loyal & trustworthy friend you can ever get... Still don't believe it??... just wait until i narrate you my rendezvous with my fate..."

Well let me confess one thing...I am a bit too beauty conscious guy.... hmm... dude.. don't jump into any conclusions...And..for all the guyz out there... don't forget that we men have an XY chromosome pair, while the women have YY pair... which wud technically mean... we have female attributes in us. Can't help it dude... :( Anyways... the root cause of my first bike accident was my beauty consciousness... Wud u mind checking ur face on a mirror now... hehe... notin coz..tat was the same expro i had wen i came to kno abt it... Also i am a great Dale Carnegie fan... hmm.. too much of bread crumbs... lemme link them all...

Dale Carnegie's public speaking practices had a great influence in my life.. i became more and more proactive.. started becomin more open... and was far far away from the old "Taciturn Aackose".. who never speaks to anyone..and led a silent life...while things were going well.. i came to know that our eyes play a critical persona in any interpersonal relationship... so the more white your eyes are.. the most beautiful it becomes and lesser your effort for building attention in any inter personal talks... well... all i can say was i grew a bit.. a tiny bit.. GREEDY... Next day.. i went to meet my eye specialist... hehe... (the female chromosome, i guess.. oops...no offence). But on a sunday... where wud i find my eye specialist... So i decided to call him.. hmm.. kinda desperate.. ;).. I enquired with the doc on how to improve my sight... and started beating about the bush... it took me almost 5 mins.. before i cud telllin him that i wanna make my eyes more white and gleaming... I first thought he wud laugh at me make fun of me and advice me some drops.. tat wud readily gimme gleamin white eyes...Phew... thankfully he dint called me gay... But to my surprise he just said one thing.. a golden rule "Eat fruits buddy!! ... as much as u can"...Waw...Fruits... fruiiits.... fruuuuuuits... expensive one's...... tey r gonna help me???? At that time.. i didn't know that it was they keystone of a meticulous plan deviced by my fate.... :( 

A bit discontented with my docs response...i returned home.... but not before having a mug of thick ripe sweet mango juice from a shop near my home.. a mallu shop... As soon as i returned home... i checked myself in mirror.. "Wholly.mother... my eyes are getting brighter..." i was not able to believe it..." i was still a bit skeptical about such a fast reaction..WTF.. hardly half an hour before i had that drink.. and lo.. my eyes are bright now...WTF.STFU...oops language!! sorry!!Hmm.. but i didnt wanna mull over that too much coz.. i got wat i wanted... again... GREEDY... tat nite i decided... tat.. from tomoro onwards... i will have 2 mugs of mango juice from tat shop... regularly... 

Nxt day.. i woke.. happy to see my gleaming eyes... :)... Got dressed up pretty fast.. coz it was a bit late.. somwhere arnd 8:32AM... hehe.. i need atleast 45min.. for my straightened hair ... ;) .... kindly wear a helmet before u bang ur monitor... sorry... cant help it(XY pair i guess) ... Well....after dressing my hair... i took my bike... straight away went to the juice shop.. time 9:35AM... Then came the jolt.. that mallu guy over tere..  started a big long conversation... above all he started preparing mango juice for the whole day... he took around 10 mangoes...started peelin tem one by one... and then after around 15min.. i found myself staring at a big mug of mango juice...and that guy.. well of course.. at tat point of time.. the juice mug won the battle.. slowly but steadily i started gulpin it down... oh boy!!! it was damn cold... as soon as i finished it... i gave him the money... oh dude.. and i had exactly 12 bucks in my pocket..too... kinda weird.... exact balance of the previous days dinner... hmm anyways... i sped to office on my bike... no traffic at all... Never before had i been able to go so smoothly.. without a down gear shift... by the way.. lemme tell u one ting.. i am a damn good driver... the best... my control is too good and steady.. i aint bragging.. dude.. trust me  on tis...

I was approachin the junction near my office and was supposed to take a right turn... just as i started bending to my right.. my eyes caught on a maruti car heading towards me... plaaning to take a turn towards the long road on my left... my memory took snaps of the people in it... the driver - a fair lady in her late forties...short hair... thick lip sticks...  glowy make-ups.... and a granny by her side.... waw... she too had a thick coat of red on her lips... well of course.. a cute.. young gal in the back seat... no make-ups...dark hair...nice  forelock... gleaming blue eyes... Waw. an angel... a natural beauty...  in her early twenties... hehe.. just kiddin..... i wish there was one like her ... :(  Well.... Well.. wat else... the lady driver forgot that god gave her a right-leg to use it judiciously... to save aackose... im kiddin... i knew, from her face that she will not apply breaks... i had no other choice, but to head for it.

But the best part was that i saw my mind calculating the impact of collission.. evasive actions that i should take to protect my head, legs and hands... In a split second... i saw the car bumper near my legs... my eyes caught that... just as a pre programmed robot would do.. my reflexes worked perfectly... i saw myself raising my right foot and lo... the car bumper jamming onto the carburettor.. the next quarter of a second.. i found myself falling to the left... my natural instincts(from all the experience my friends and relatives had gained)..suggested me to fall with the bike and dont let go off the handle.... For a split second... i saw stars.. hovering around my eyes.. sparkling... as if i was paying a visit to heaven... eh! just kiddin.... but i saw stars...and i knew that i am gonna faint. Just as the theories i had... things went on.. and i knew tat... tis is te part where... my eyes close... time passes... and when i open my eyes... i would see myself lying on a rolling bed... lamps lights flying over me... sirens buzzing out... beeps & beeeeeeeeps....and stuffs like that... Phew!! i tot of erasing tat part from my book for the time being... and lo..... i saw myself getting up... dint fall.. tats the best part... didnt fall... i checked my vital status... everything passed... hands.. head... legs... waw i tot for myself... my theories worked... yippeeee!!!! I came out of the accident unhurt..totally unhurt.. And then the thing happened....

I felt a small pain in my right hand middle finger... i tot it was the pain from a minor cut...and i lifted te bike...with the same hand... tat was when my fate decided to take the ball to his court... a cut finger bone... pointing either sides... 3 days at hospital... a surgery to correct its alignment... a big plaster covering all 4 fingers till the mid-arm.... atleast my thumb got chance to see daylight...a  sling..26k bucks... wat else.... 4 full weeks of rest.. Phew!!! (A huge sigh)..... Had i not had the juice today... i cud have saved myself... Of course there can be other factors... that can aid this... but none of them can lead me to fate teaching me a lesson on Greediness.. :( 

To all my readers out there, with a mighty heart i wanna tell you one thing - fate is somethin unavoidable...someone who is tere for u always... someone who is tere to punish u wen u r greedy... someone who is tere to put u back on track... guide u... love u more than anyone...and u can be sure that she will be there for u always... always...till death departs u... Trust her...